Pet Costume Cow
I need a title for my monologue!!?
This isn’t my whole thing, just to give you an idea…
Character: Teen girl, “Nicole” Setting: kitchen/dining room Props: plate of calamari, refrigerator Costume: regular teen clothes
“It’s a calamari what? A *squid*? (throws hands up) Oh gosh, that is the most disgusting food… no, that is not food- it’s the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!”
“It’s just creepy. Like, more creepy than the time you gave me that roast sheep head… I swear that thing winked at me!”
“And I don’t care how “delcious” your pet squid over there is (motions to it), that’s just nasty…”
“no more pig faces, no more sheep guts, no more escargot, no more frog legs, no more cow tongues, no more shark fins… and I don’t want to know what that thing was!! You know what? I’m totally becoming a vegetarian. Ha! Maybe even a vegan.”
As you can see, it’s a funny monologue. I’m hoping for good marks 
She is talking to her father, a “gourmet” chef.
“No more.”
“Meat without the ‘me’”
“i cant eat meat”
“Sheep Guts, Shark fins and escargot! Oh my!”
“Keep those sheep eyes away from me”
“Gourmet-me-not”
“Gourmet is dead”
“Culture or Creature”
“Vegan-esq”
“Make me a vegan”
lol it sounds way funny.
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