Iron Man Costume Metal
So next week, my girlfriend is putting me on trial.?
We’ve agreed on her fantasy. I’m highly nervous and excited. My girlfriend is putting me on trial next Thursday night at 8pm. She found a playboy in my room. I’m going to be arrested at about 6pm after work. She is going to play the part of the arresting police woman, judge , jury and prosecutioner. I’m going to play the part of the accused man. I also have to conduct my own defence. She’s ordered her costume : http://www.honour.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=254_257&products_id=1865
she has told me that accused boyfriends in her criminal system don’t have any rights. They appear naked and in chains before the court. Here’s what I’m allowed to wear: http://www.fetters.co.uk/store/fetters/metal-irons/tripleweight-combination-irons.html
if I’m found guilty I’ll be setenced to a time in our basement in chAins with a brutal prison gaurd. I’ll get between 1 & 4 days. So, any help with my defence? Any comments? This Is actually serious.
She wants you to be guilty by the sounds of it.
Sounds like you don’t-and i understand you there.
OPTION 1
Rosieking2000@yahoo.co.uk-mail 4 help
ill get a lawyer friend to make a dialogue for you, this will increase your chance of winning. dont worry about her-she’d be the brutal prison guard, and if so its her way of saying she wants affection.
OPTION 2
the escapeologist way-email me-i know how to escape from chains-but on the other hand you might actually want her to do you know what with you.
OPTION 3
have a safe word wither of you can say to end it at any point.
OPTION 4
you could just escape from the chains in a easy way but youd end up breaking 1 small bone in your thumb. thats if its absolute unbareable tourture though.
what you do is:
you get the shackle on to your wrist then wriggle it on to your hand. push your hand against the side and apply a little bit of pressure to the bone linking your thumb and wrist together. you can then bend your wrist out of normal shape and free your hand allowing you to pull the other shackes apart. apply force at the joint when escaping as thats its weakest point.
if there’s a cage then slide through the bars or force the door, or use the remains of your chains to pick the lock/bash the door down
OPTION 5
say you have been bad and plead guilty.
OPTION 6
run before work-run as far as you can
OPTION 7
invent a time machine and remove the playboy from your room
OPTION 8
say sorry
OPTION 9
obay her
OPTION 10
face it, tell the truth and then your girlfriend will f**k you
OPTION 11
dont turn up
OPTION 12
get the real police/ a friend to come with you
OPTION 13
break a leg and go to hospital
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DEFENCE!
you: i put it to you the magazine was in my room because rumor going round was that they were going to be pictures of you this week
OR
you: i put it to you, my friends came around for a guy’s night and they brought reading dialogue but (madeupname) cant read, so he brought a picture book. but mind you i didnt know he knew what a female was- look there he is! he’s looking up the definition of “girl” in a dictionary.
OR
you: i got misleaded due to extremelyhornygirlfriend-itus
The “Real” Iron Man!
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