Costume Fake Muscles
Is this a sign of the end times? I am so scared?
Me and my three friends (All in our late 20′s) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is “The Professional”, he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays ‘me so horny’ on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don’t know how?
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Adult Size Muscle Man Chest Plate $12.75 Show off your muscles with this foam chest plate. Perfect for any wrestling costume. Made of foam. Adult size, 19″ L…. |
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Muscle Man Shirt Adult $18.05 Muscle Man Shirt Adult: All fabric shirt with distinctive muscle design, Velcro enclosure. Muscle Man Shirt Adult is one size only, fits most adults up to size 44…. |
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Muscle Man Arms $21.99 These Muscle Man Arms are a great costume accessory for your Strongest Man in the World costume. Buff up your regular sized costume or put it on to impress the ladies! Eat your spinach like Popeye tells us to and take on the brutes!… |
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Kids Muscle Shirt $15.95 You child can wear this Kids Muscle Shirt alone or as part of a costume! This costume includes a padded muscle shirt with a tie back neck. Whether you are just a contestant of the Strong Man competition or the strongest kid in the world, this is the muscle shirt that will complete that costume…. |
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Captain America Dlx Muscle 4-6 $39.60 Includes full length body suit with built-in muscle arms and upper torso. Also includes character hood…. |
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Kids Muscle Shirt Includes: Muscle shirt. Not Included: Glasses, pants… |
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